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Sometimes interviewing candidates can become a long, monotonous process. However, sometimes you might receive some chuckle-worthy responses to lighten the mood. Below are 10 of our favorite responses in job interviews. Do you have any questions?
"I would be a great asset to the events team because I party all the time."
"What do you want me to do if I cannot walk to work if it's raining? Can you pick me up?"
"What is your company's policy on Monday absences?"
"If I get an offer, how long do I have before I have to take the drug test?"
Why are you looking for a job?
"Cigarettes are getting more expensive, so I need another job."
"My parents told me I need to get a job so that is why I'm here."
What are your weaknesses?
"I get angry easily and I went to jail for domestic violence. But I won't get mad at you."
When have you demonstrated leadership skills?
"Well my best example would be in the world of online video gaming. I pretty much run the show; it takes a lot to do that."
When can you start?
"I need to check with my mom on that one."
Have you submitted your two weeks' notice to your current employer?
"What is two weeks' notice? I've never quit a job before, I've always been fired."
